Thursday, December 31, 2009

How Much Does The Averge Man Ejaculater

Whisky," Happy New Year to those who does not deserve "

devote all their Greetings to those who should be an example to those who have done their duty, to the pure in heart, generous, etc.. ... to those who deserve well, obvious and trivial thing in the end, at least after a careful analysis.
But I decided to get them to those who are not worthy for anything, just to bask in a bit 'of anticorformisticauguri, which are much more fun to write, though, after a careful analysis, these would be obvious and banal:

Congratulations to those who forget to download the toilet and blame the grandfather stoned
A proud people who buy books to show the library and reads them to appear more brilliant in conversation
Who parks SUV in the double row even if there's a seat after 10 meters
Who has the closet full of furs and says "I'm so sorry, but take so hot ..."

Happy Birthday to whoever attacks the gum under the seats of the bus
Who would attack a snots, but found the finger in the gum
Who puts out the cigarette butts in the sand and the beach filled with cigarette butts
Who does not and sends them out to a forest fire

Congratulations to those who masturbates by phone, via webcam trumpet and became engaged on the train
Who says that you have never masturbated, goes to church and divorce Forum

who can always judge others and never of himself
Who weeps for convenience and because it is sad to be done

Happy birthday to who opens his raincoat to show their pride to the passers.
Who drops his pants and, without any pride, it offers the backside to the powerful.
Who entered the confessional with the dirty mind when it comes out and is believed to have cleaned.
Who speaks while watching movies and silent in the face of reality

Congratulations to those who parked the SUV in the garage, the wife and children in the office in front of the playstation
A who uses the pen only to sign checks
Who can not find the time to calmly watch a sunset and then spends hours in front of the Big Brother Who
mind shamelessly convinced that, walk tall, not enough have been discovered

Congratulations to those who have three jobs, three phones, three televisions, three sons and three minutes to be with them
A to those who have never understood what he wanted from life and has always been in doubt Another
Who goes home the first year and, instead of going to sleep, he begins to write wishes idiots
But most of you that tireless, keep reading to the end these messages of greeting caxxo ... Happy New Year


Sergio